Sunday, August 28, 2005

What the hell?!? Dept.

Aaron Brown and Tucker Carlson are, no kidding, yukking it up tonight as they anchor Hurricane Katrina coverage at CNN and MSNBC. Brown looks like he's losing his mind--alternating incoherent speech with laughing and smiling. And Carlson's sitting there like he just walked into a surprise birthday party that wasn't really a surprise--smirking and grinning at the same time. Carlson and David Schuster--who also has a giggling problem--look like they're planning a 2am beer run. All the nets are showing the same heartbreaking footage of trapped now-refugees and their Hefty Bags of possesssions being rained on, and these dimbots can't even force themselves to pretend to look serious.

Over at FNC, Patti Ann Browne, Julie Banderas and Gregg Jarrett, on the other hand, are all as serious as a heart attack. I mean not a single smile is being cracked, and that's appropriate.

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